"Upside DOWN, Carter!"
"I am NOT - *HICCUP* - drinking this upside down, Colonel."
"It's easy. Just lean back over the table, I'll hold the glass and you can sip from it."
"SIR! *HICCUP*"
"What?"
"GET. *HICCUP*. OUT "
"Fine, fine, fine. Forgive me for *trying* to help you, Carter...BOO!"
"Very - *HICCUP* - scary, sir."
"I think they'll just go away by themselves, Jack."
"Daniel, it's kinda hard to sneak around on the planet with Carter hiccupping all over the place."
"Uh, we're going to be checking out ruins on an uninhabited planet."
"Don't remind me."
*HICCUP*
"Not much sneaking involved there."
"Bite me, Daniel."
"Of course I can see how you wouldn't want the cuneiform to know you're coming."
"Nuts to this! Carter! Come here!"
"You're not going to hold me upside down, sir." *HICCUP* "And the water's just not working."
"Who said anything about water? Come. Here."
"Okay, sir. What did you have in...mrffff!"
"Mrffff?"
"Mmmmmmmrrrfffff*HICCUP*fffffff..."
"Dammit! That should have worked!"
"Who *HICCUP* cares?!"
"Jack, in all the cultures I've studied, I've *never* heard of kissing someone as a cure for hiccups."
"It was medical aid! Really!"
"Right, Jack."
*HICCUP*
"I swear!"
"Uh huh."
"I'd...have done the same for you or Teal'c!"
"Yeah, um, stay the hell away from me Jack."
"Maybe you had the right idea, sir." *HICCUP*
"Now we're talking!"
"Oh brother."
"But *HICCUP* maybe I should let Daniel have a shot."
"WHAT?!"
"Screw that!"
"Oh, come on...hey! I'm caught on something. *HICCUP* Oh. Sir, it's your hand."
-End-
